Docking Noses

When one person bends over backwards or lies down so that another person may place their nostrils on their own.

Commonly used in the question, "Hey, wanna dock noses?", which is used mostly as a disgusting joke.

I saw larry and jack docking noses yesterday. How gross!

I would love to dock noses with you

Mom, Dad, where is a good place to dock noses with my friends?

by fddddddddddddddddfdddddddddddd September 27, 2017

Docking in the Woods

When two guys with the same have a good time away from their girlfriends, fiances, or wives.

Sorry, Johnson and I are going to be docking in the woods, wish we could make it.

by phil endicott May 23, 2020

interlocking docking

When a male puts his foreskin over another mans helmet/bell end then the second man places his( the second foreskin) over the first gentlemans foreskin

Craig and mat decided to engage in mutual masturbation using interlocking docking

by Achara October 28, 2013

Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.

Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.

by blijekarper March 29, 2020

Dock head

A term of endearment and a way of blagging it if your predictive text has spelt dick head wrong

Morning dock head

by Towertom781 March 28, 2021

Ghost Docking

Inserting a human males penis where another human male peniss' has been. An inanimate object is the true definition. I.E.: a jar of Vasoline.

"Docking" but without one of the docks.

original reddit.com thread by CherrrryCola

subject A: "Oh man, I 'borrowed' my buddy's Vasoline jar and look what I saw!"

-picture of a Vasoline jar with a definitive "PAEYNESS" imprint in it.

(the actual "Ghost Docking" procedure is complete whence subject A inserts his PAEYNESS into/upon where his "buddies" man-tool once poked.) EEEWWWWWW!

by tronn4 January 31, 2012

Tyne dock

Spot for all the smackhead to jump the metty. All the little radgies go for a bong.

Meet es at Tyne dock

by Alfdalf April 13, 2018