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Diz Dick 

A way of showing no interest. Best if followed by "Diz Dick in yo mouf!" Great if said in your deepest voice possible. For more effect point at your Dick and/or do air masturbation

1) Interupting: Saying "Diz Dick" while someone is talking. Best when Interupting a Noun and/or Pronoun

2)Randomly: Getty, AIM, Etc.

3)Refusal: Replacing whatever someone wants with "Diz Dick"
1)Barcia: Nah cuz I was playing Final Fantasy VII and I was fighting this Guy called Se..
Tree: Diz Dick
Barcia: what?
Tree: Diz Dick in yo mouf!

2)Mario: ...Diz Dick...
Diego: Where the fuck did that come from?

3)Charlie: Yo let me get a dolla right quick
Nick: You can get Diz Dick right quick
Diz Dick by RandomRobert September 16, 2008
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when your dick goes small after sniffing too much diz also known as mdma
person 1:oi look m8 my dicks gone well small
person 2:ye cuz you sniffed all that diz n got diz dick
diz dick by kill_yourself_you_cunt September 2, 2018