Divij 

That guy standing next to you and laughing cos urban dictionary doesn't say anything bad about him cos he's JUST SO AWESOME.
...
Also means born in heaven.

"Look! It's the straight Neil Patrick Harris! - Divij!"

Divij by motherlover1a2b3c January 23, 2012

Divij 

Divij is the hottest and sexiest man in the universe , usually gets all the girls and is known for BEAUTIFUL EYES! All the girls love him and most likely will be famous in the future

Did you see that hot guy with the 6 pack at the gym? He was such a divij!

Divij by Therandombob guy May 1, 2018

divij 

born in heaven in sanskrit

that kid was sooo divij

divij by Divij November 1, 2007

Divij 

The greatest person of all time, will rule the world in the future.
Litirally means a person who came from heaven.

I met Divij yesterday, he is the best.

Divij by David1513646 January 29, 2022

divij 

someone usually identified by their divij like appearance. very into science and elon musk, and talks similar to how a divij usually would. his name starts with a d and ends with a j, as expected for a divij. can also be refered to as dij if you speak fast enough. much like all the others dijs, he can be fooled easily, just like the old witch fooled me into believing i was invisible. i was arrested for public indecency.

divij is dijing again.
dij stop.
dij discord aaa
divij. would you like to join me for a game of chess?
quandale : alas, my greatest foe, we meet again! wait who is this dij looking person and why is he behind your horse?

jamarius : pay no heed little one, he just is.
quandale : let us come to an accord mon ami, this has gone on for way too long!
jamarius : fuck no dumass joust me.
quandale : aite mane pull up den, pussy boy
jamarius : fuckouttahea ewok (jousting sound effects)
dij passed away after being trampled by horses. he went to heaven and was in so much disbelief that he willed it out of existence, damning trillions of souls to hell and sending them to satans fiery claws.

divij by visheshsux November 12, 2022

Divij Vispute 

adj: 1. Someone who is more obese than anyone else.

2. Some one who thinks they are good at many things, but then they are not.

3. Someone who, when accessing a website, is so morbidly obese that it causes a power surge and a complete server shut down for a short while.

4. Someone who Epic Fails at almost everything.

5. Someone who could kill your soul by sitting on you.

6. Someone who relies on higher authority to solve their own problems, can't solve them on their own.

The Hambugler: Chris asked me to one on one him in a video game last night, claming he was really good.

Ronald: Did he beat you?

The Hamburgler: No, he couldn't even hit me.

Ronald: What a Divij Vispute.

Divij Vispute by The Hamburgler! April 21, 2009

Divine Bliss

See Patrick Kent.

Yeah, he’s tuned up... he’s divine bliss.

Divine Bliss by Eye.of.Ra February 4, 2019