dividing by zero

When even math shows you that not everything can be figured out with math. When you divide by zero, math kicks you in the shins and says "yeah, there's kind of an answer, but it ain't just some number."

It's when mathematicians become philosophers.

Math:
Let's say you have ZERO apples, and THREE people. How many apples does each person get? ZERO, cause there were no apples to begin with

Not-math because of dividing by zero:
Let's say there are THREE apples, and ZERO people. How many apples does each person get? Friggin... How the Fruitcock should I know! How can you figure out how many apples each person gets if there's no people to get them?!? You'd think it'd be infinity, but not really. It could almost be any number, cause you could be like "each person gets 400 apples" which would be true, because all the people did get 400 apples, because there were no people. So all the people also got 42 apples, and a million and 7 apples. But it's still wrong.

by Zacharrie February 16, 2010

divide by zero

A 4chan meme in where if someone divides by zero something very disastrous happens.

(Hole explodes in the ground) Damnit, did someone divide by zero!?

by /b/tard Jimmer September 22, 2007

divide by zero

1. An internet meme, where if you divide by zero an apocalypse will occur.

2. Something that should never be done without the supervision of Chuck Norris. He's the only one that can do it himself.

3. An act obviously impossible, yet some math teachers expect you to do anyways.

1. Hey look, I divided by zero! OH SHI- ...few seconds later... APOCALYPSE

2. Chuck Norris divides by zero. He gets an answer. YOU divide by zero. Wait for it... OH SHI-

3. "Divide by zero? It's on the homework, so if we have an apocalypse, I'll blame it on the math teacher."

by everybodyhateskris April 4, 2010

divide by zero

Dividing by zero is the biggest epic fail known to mankind. It is a proven fact that a succesful division by zero will constitute in the implosion of the universe.

You are dividing by zero there, Johnny. Captain Kirk is not impressed.

Divide by zero?!?!! OMG!!! Epic failzorz

by spartan138 October 23, 2007

divide by zero

Divide by zero is undefined.

Divide by zero is undefined.

by JaWo October 28, 2006

divide by zero

1)When you eat something that doesn't agree with your digestive system. The digestive system then divides by zero and the apoopalypse ensues.

2)Can also cause one to blow chunks

Where's the nearest shitter? That hamburger I ate made my intestines divide by zero.

by j0n1 January 18, 2009

Dividing by Zero

A slang term for male masturbation. The hand makes a zero and gets divided by the penis.

Cameron spent the whole day dividing by zero in his bedroom.

by ChowderMarianatedNips September 13, 2011