When you plant an emergency contraceptive pill, such as plan b, on the tip of your penis and proceed to have vaginal intercourse, fighting parenthood at the source.
by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 8, 2021
What your stupid ass grandma gets you for Christmas, when all you ask for is a VISA gift card because you are a poor college kid in desperate need of a new computer for school.
Hey C, what did you get for Christmas? Well T, I got a fucking soap dispenser. It looks like a Christmas penguin so I can't even use it all year 'round!
by xmas-h8er December 25, 2009
To sit on your boyfriend's face or sexual partner after getting cream-pied and force them to open their mouth to receive the 'snow ball'.
"Dude, my girl is a total freak!! She sat on my face after sex and gave me a snowball dispenser!! Gross!!!"
by Chaos February 4, 2015
A paved area off to the side of a highway or in the median between lanes specifically constructed to conceal a police car for speed traps. Also, an onramp notorious as a hiding place for police vehicles.
Watch out as you first come into the city. There is a loaded cop dispenser just after the first curve.
by Timotheus325 March 10, 2012
The ejaculate caught by a condom.
A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
by Bishop of Rome June 8, 2010
when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser
by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006
A sex act in which a man has reverse cowgirl anal sex with a pregnant woman and in the middle of sex punches her in the stomach so hard she aborts the fetus then and there and drips said fetus onto the mans genitals.
Sally: Speaking of clinics I need to go to there and see if I'm charring, unless of course you wanna do the mustard dispenser ;)
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
Linus: What the fuck is the mustard dispenser...
by ojo_tango July 15, 2021