Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.
Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.
Wilfred: What's that?!
Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.
Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?
Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.
She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."
What about you?
Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.
Wendy: Orly? How's it go?
Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch
Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."
Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.
Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.
Wendy: Same here.
Wilfred: What's that?!
Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.
Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?
Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.
She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."
What about you?
Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.
Wendy: Orly? How's it go?
Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch
Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."
Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.
Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.
Wendy: Same here.
by t411y0ung3100d September 23, 2009