Dirty-Lyric Syndrome

Dirty-lyric syndrome is when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the dirty lyrics. e.g. Cuss words, innuendo, racial slurs, etc.

Wendy: Argh, I've got dirty-lyric syndrome.

Wilfred: What's that?!

Wendy: Well, it's when you have a song stuck in your head, but all you can remember are the inappropriate lyrics.

Wilfred: Oh, I get that all the time. What's stuck in your head?

Wendy:
"Sarah got fucked up in the back seat last night
And she don't give no fuck.

She got fucked in the public bathroom last night too,
And she don't give a damn."

What about you?

Wilfred: I've got some of ICP's Chop Chop Slide stuck in my head.

Wendy: Orly? How's it go?

Wilfred: Like this:
"Fuck shit pussy ass,
Motherfuckin' damn bitch

Bitch damn motherfuckin',
Ass pussy shit fuck."

Wendy: Your's is worse than mine, content wise.

Wilfred: Yeah, if I sang that at school I'd get a week's worth of dententions.

Wendy: Same here.

Dirty-Lyric Syndrome by t411y0ung3100d September 23, 2009