This chick is the dirtiest whore there is. She likes choking, anal, butt plugs... you name it. She has fetishes for dogs and cats so hide your pets. Will go down on you for money. She may seem like your typical innocent cutie but when it comes down to doing the dirty you’re in for a shock.
Person 1: Yoooo did you hear what dirty nora did to Owen last night Person 2: yeah dude that chick is freaky
She is the type of girl who acts like she’s all that, but in bed she lets you choose, then makes it ten times better for both of you. She knows how she likes it and will make sure you know as well.
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.