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A Dirty Maurice is one who is a freak in the bed but seems so innocent outside of it. Will rock your world... sometimes best of both worlds. Someone you want to go back to and always talking about.

I can’t believe he left me with a dirty Maurice. I can’t stop thinking about him.

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Dirty maurice

The act of sticking your dick into a pencil sharpener and then writing with it

Ima hit a dirty maurice rq cuz i don’t have a pencil

Dirty maurice by datn1bba October 18, 2022

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dirty mauricio

the act of taking any mexican fast food, extracting the grease, hosing it up a man's penis and/or anus and using a straw to suck out the contents, all while masturbating to a mariachi band's gay orgy.

I am gonna pull a dirty mauricio tonight for my bf! ;)

dirty mauricio by ThatKGuy November 24, 2014

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Dirty Maurie

When you are telling a sex joke to your parents and then a kidnapper come in and you dad kills him with his dick gun by really powerful cum bullet.

I just experienced a dirty Maurie. I didn’t know my dads cock was that big!

Dirty Maurie by Maurieeeeeeeee May 27, 2020

wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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