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Dirty selena

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The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then proceeding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I did a dirty Selena last night, it really made a difference to the taste
Dirty selena by Michiefor October 21, 2020

Dirty Selena

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The action of taking ones finger and sticking it in a pot of jam, then preceding to stick it in a guys ass in the hopes that milking his prostate with said finger will make his ejaculate taste sweeter than usual
Gurl, I tried a dirty Selena last night, it definitely made a difference to the taste!!!
Dirty Selena by Michiefor September 29, 2020

Dirty Selena

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A nasty bitch who likes to spice things up... literally. She will drizzle diablo sauce on the tip of the penis and slip it in just to feel the sensation of burning in her vag.
Dirty Selena put her partner in immense pain after the diablo sauce gave full affect.
Dirty Selena by HiQualiti April 25, 2020

Dirty Selena

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Someone who would rather shove a dildo covered in ants up her snatch than hold a baby
She did a dirty Selena When she was offered to hold the newborn baby
Dirty Selena by Michiefor September 29, 2020

Dirty selena

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Theres no such thing...selena is perfect.
There is no such thing as dirty selena
Dirty selena by Uhhhhuh August 30, 2019

dirty selena

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the act of letting your partner open your anus wide and put coke in it to feel good
anne was so crazy last night,she made me give her a dirty selena
dirty selena by bigbadussy02 August 26, 2021
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