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dirty sprinkler 

when someone who doesn't like sitting on public toilets so they hover above it and spray shit everywhere in the public washroom.
Man that bitch just did a dirty sprinkler every where in there so you can clean it.
dirty sprinkler by gnarkiller February 13, 2007
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Dirty Sprinkler 

When a women gives a man a blow job, when he finishes she keeps the cum in her mouth. Then sprays it all over the room while spinning in a circle.
That chick I took home last night didn't like it when I gave her a dirty sanchez so when I finished in her mouth she did the Dirty Sprinkler in the middle of my room.
Dirty Sprinkler by Pibbster September 19, 2011

dirty sprinkler 

The foul and seldom appropriate act of a lady projectionally eliminating the contents of her colon in a semi circular and or oscillating movement. In most cases an unsolicited or innocent bystander being the final disposition of it's new owner. Leaving them, usually him or them covered in the concentrated evil excrement and questioning their life decisions.
The shameless Oklahoma stripper enters into her finally rally and has an unexpected bowl movement( more than likely due to a bad oyster from golden corral) while spinning down the pole. It spraying the enthusiastic club goers just like an old time yard sprinkler. "The dirty sprinkler"
dirty sprinkler by The Curt Locker August 31, 2022

Dirty Sprinkler 

When you have diarrhea. You jump and spin in a circle. Causing a mist of fine shit to spray everywhere. Just like a sprinkler.
Why is there shit everywhere?
Gavin got drunk and was doing the dirty sprinkler
Dirty Sprinkler by StoneHusky April 28, 2024

dirty sprinkle 

It’s a Cleveland steamer but with diarrhea spray.
I thought she was giving me a Cleveland steamer but her dirty sprinkle hit me in the mouth.
dirty sprinkle by MN Nut Guy December 2, 2022

sprinkle dirt 

the little amount of marijuana that is left over from a previous time of smoking that was too little too smoke by it self. Therefore it is used to sprinkle on top of a bowl pack used later just for a little extra kick.
Person 1: ight yo gimme that lighter
Person 2: nahh chill i gotta put on the sprinkle dirt
sprinkle dirt by mark dirt January 3, 2010
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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