Dirty Sedat 

When you dye your cum and masturbate through a fan in a female's face so she gets some kind of freckles.

Bro... You know I love fake freckles. That's why I gave that girl a Dirty Sedat.

Dirty Sedat by Saunabesucher April 17, 2020

dirty seats 

1: When the sitting apparatus (sometimes in a bus) get filthy and covered in splooge and the creamofsomeyoungguy as two people fuck like dirty little bitch felchers on them.

2: A pair of tits

1: Man, I meat some mad bus cunt the other day and we fucked like dirty little bitch felchers and made mad dirty seats.
2: Nice, what did the girl look like?
1: It was your mum you sick little cunt-features.

dirty seats by Pimp-Master J May 20, 2006

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer 

When one person sits on a another persons lap while on the toilet and defecates through there legs and tells them what they want for Christmas.

I heard about these scatt videos that feature soft serve, Hot plates, and dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmers...

Dirty Santa Clause Seat Warmer by Hollywood B! February 1, 2010

The Seattle Dirt Bag 

When you cover your cock with dirt, and put a bag over it (acts as a poor mans condom) and fuck anally.

The doctor told Laura that her butthole was infected because of the dirt from the Seattle Dirt Bag.

The Seattle Dirt Bag by analvagina December 6, 2013