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Dirty Samira 

She will smash your sister, girlfriend,and mother of you mess with her and you might say they are all straight oh she well make them gay
Dude 1 . look at that dyke

Dude 2. Let's go say something to her/him

Dude 1. Wsg dyke

Samira. Oh nothing I just smashed your girlfriend last night and then I'm going to smash your sister tonight so dont go home unless you wanna hear her call me Dirty Samira

dirty samara 

A dildo shaped skateboard that's covered in wax.
Bro I'm about to shove a Dirty Samara up my ass.
dirty samara by Strongstingray September 30, 2020

Dirty Samirah 

This is when you wake up the next morning after crazy drunken sex to find your date has left but not before she's taken an alcohol fueled shit on your dog and covered it in Fruit Loops and then videod herself dancing round it to Abba's Dancing Queen
Hey bro, how'd your date go the other night? You 2 were hammered.

Bruv, the sex was mental but when I woke up in the morning the bitch had pulled a Dirty Samirah on me, I wanted to be angry but couldn't stop laughing.
Dirty Samirah by Propercunt March 30, 2020

dirty samir 

A cum slut that gets used by the whole football team. They usually love all of their holes getting clogged up at once. And they like getting their ears filled with cum while being fed skittles.
"Hey did you hear about ... they're such a dirty Samir"
dirty samir by Keilan (forgive me) August 11, 2021
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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