Dirty Ruben

A respectful man who tends to the womans needs unlike dirty philo

Oh he really was a dirty ruben last night

by Rozza Gooner April 14, 2020

Dirty Ruben

first, you order a Ruben sandwich with extra sour kraut, you then proceed to go to your kitchen where you blend the said sandwich into a soupy consistency. place this soup into your partners vagina, then, slurp every last drop out of her.

this is a tasty snack as well as a way to help your girl level out her vagina's ph level.

goddamn girl, you look like you could use a dirty Ruben

by makimammy October 12, 2022

Dirty ruben

When you have sex on the side of the road and you cum in your partner's asshole, who spray's it all over the wind shield.

Whe did a dirty ruben on the way to Disney world.

by Gregg Chen September 6, 2021