Dirty Pawan

When you do a whole bunch of nangs, but in between every nang you write a sentence in your own wiki page, and then finish off by taking a whole bunch of mushies and sending it to your mates

You know you've had a good night when you've done a dirty Pawan and everyone agrees

by Old Gazza May 29, 2020

Dirty Pagan

A dirty pagan is when you perform anal sex in the woods while wearing a black condom making it difficult to see if you have shitty dick. Best performed in broad daylight amongst the judging eyes of woodland creatures.

Yeah, I stuffed in in her butt. But I gave her a “dirty pagan” so I didn’t even have to wash.

by dirtydjboy April 20, 2021

D.P., Dirty Pagan

Self proclaimed Pagans with hygiene issues who flash massive pentagrams and cheap broadswords from the Bud-K catalog while hitting on every nubile newbie in sight, regardless of age, gender, or marital status. Whispers that they are the reincarnation of Crowley or Pan, when they are most likely the reincarnation of a leg-humping canine. Sometimes poses as a shaman of somebody else's culture or a priest of some dark diety with a fondness for kinky sex.

"Yeah, Tom's a D.P. alright--after the last Beltane we changed his Craft name from "Running Stag" to "Running Sores"."

by Crescent October 9, 2003