dirty nurse 

when a girl (the nurse) sticks her finger (the thermometer) in your ass, then pulls it out and puts it in her mouth to see if you have a fever.

I wasn't feeling well, so the bitch gave me a dirty nurse to see what was up. Turns out everything was cool.

dirty nurse by TZ January 7, 2005

Dirty Nurse 

A very stupid girl who wants to be a doctor but instead spends her entire life taking pointless classes at a local community college. They are generally very annoying, and have many psychological issues. More information can be found online at the dirty nurses homepage.

I once made the mistake of dating a dirty nurse.

Dirty Nurse by okc March 27, 2010