A dirty Mia is when a girl undresses you, covers you in maple syrup and slip and slides you down a hall into her grandfathers urn.
by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 January 7, 2023
The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.
by BeansThe June 23, 2019
A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.
Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023