Dirty Mia

A dirty Mia is when a girl undresses you, covers you in maple syrup and slip and slides you down a hall into her grandfathers urn.

girl, you freaky lets do a dirty mia

by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 January 6, 2023

Dirty Mia

The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.

Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.

by BeansThe June 23, 2019

Dirty Mia

A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.

Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"

by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023

dirty miami

When you are partying with your friends in Miami and you get so fucked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a shit and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own shit and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your shit then you make out with her afterwards.

Man, Rob was so fucked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a shit and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own shit and while he was puking his girl ate his ass out to make him feel better. I bet it felt good to get a Dirty Miami.

by #Gerbils May 16, 2016

Dirty Miaya

A sexy beast of which can get any male or female of their choice. Has a tendency to be manipulative to get what they want with intense psychological methods.

That’s just the occasional dirty miaya

by Dirty Miaya July 12, 2020

dirty miami

Cumming on a girl's face while she's wearing sunglasses

Grab yo shades girl, I'm about give you a dirty Miami

by Schu Kort September 16, 2016