Dirty Mia
A dirty Mia is when a girl undresses you, covers you in maple syrup and slip and slides you down a hall into her grandfathers urn.
Dirty Mia by Adolf Oliver Nipple1 January 6, 2023
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Dirty Mia
A Dirty Mia is when the female participant during romantic and intense sexual intercourse, will squeeze a line of BBQ sauce down the male participants shaft and continue to bite and rip his testicles. This action can only be completed by serious candidates, and it must end in what some would call, a royal bumming.
Girl: "You're getting a Dirty Mia tonight! You've really pissed me off!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
Boy: "Oh that's such a shame. Let's get cracking!"
Dirty Mia by Shlikaboomboom May 22, 2023
dirty miami
When you are partying with your friends in Miami and you get so fucked up you leave the club with your girl and once you get back to your room you have to take a shit and the smell is so bad that you have to vomit so you do a flip around and vomit on your own shit and your girl wants you to feel better so she gives you a rim job while your puking on top of your shit then you make out with her afterwards.
Man, Rob was so fucked up last night that when he got back to the room he took a shit and it smelled like death which then made him need to vomit so he flipped around and puked on his own shit and while he was puking his girl ate his ass out to make him feel better. I bet it felt good to get a Dirty Miami.
dirty miami by #Gerbils May 16, 2016
Dirty Miaya
A sexy beast of which can get any male or female of their choice. Has a tendency to be manipulative to get what they want with intense psychological methods.
Dirty Miaya by Dirty Miaya July 12, 2020
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dirty miami by Schu Kort September 16, 2016
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