2 definitions by BeansThe

Will Button

To recklessly throw or discard something

"Where's your new phone?"
"Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night"

"Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."

by BeansThe June 29, 2019

Dirty Mia

The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.

Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.

by BeansThe June 23, 2019