2 definition by BeansThe

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To recklessly throw or discard something
"Where's your new phone?"
"Fuck knows, I will buttoned it into a hedge when I was drinking last night"

"Did you see Dave last night, he absolutely will buttoned his bird out of the window."
by BeansThe June 29, 2019

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The sexual act of cutting a man's dirty toe nails and inserting them inside his foreskin before his partner sucks them out.
Me and missus were messing around last night and she gave me a Dirty Mia, which was excellent.
by BeansThe June 23, 2019

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