dirty max

it is when a man named max eats your butt and runs you over with a tractor

friend: omg have you met Max
You:no i dont want to he did a dirty max to my dad

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Dirty Max

when your head is shaped like Galactus and you use your massive fucking forehead to headbutt a monkey's ass.

person 1: I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw someone "dirty max" a monkey.
person 2: eww wtf that's chapt
monkey 1: yea my ass still hurts

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A dirty max is when a guy names Max W shits in a hookers gaping pussy and then eats her out.

Me: I heard Max W was at it again the other night. He pulled another the dirty Max's.
Hayden: That poor hooker.

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The action of obsessively inhaling your own farts in hopes of becoming immune to all future stench.

What the hell are you doing?

I'm just pulling a dirty Max because my girlfriend let one rip earlier and I nearly died.

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When a guy chokes a girl whilst railing her hard with her legs up in the air.

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When someone named max gets so horny he starts masturbating anywhere he is.

"What the fuck are you doing we're at your grandpas funeral??"

im sorry im doing a Dirty max

Dirty max by dickshit420 October 12, 2021

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When you are at the mall with your friends and your bud Max starts humping every anime poster at the theaters.

Dirty Max by Dirty_69 December 7, 2022

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