Dirty Matty

When you’re banging a chick while wearing a black turtle neck

We were hooking up while he was wearing a Dirty Matty

by The Great Zabbou November 20, 2020

Dirty Matty

When your girl works at subway and gives blowjobs to random dudes

Wow she really pulled a dirty matty

by Shortbboy May 15, 2020

Dirty Matty

Where you cannot make a girl orgasm

Mate, I’m really struggling with doing a Dirty Matty

by OneAndOnlyBigDaddy April 16, 2020

Dirty Mattie

The act of shoving a cactus up your ass while you cut off blood circulation to you penis.

Damn I can’t sit down after pulling a dirty mattie

by Tylers-A-Dunce June 10, 2021

Dirty Mattie

Unfriending someone because they "cause unnecessary drama" and "constant chaos" even though they didn't

One of my friends didn't message me back so I'm going to pretend they were toxic and pull a dirty mattie because I can't communicate properly

by Yikers McGee April 01, 2020

Dirty matti

The coolest thing ever, you will always want to be a dirty matti

"I'm so jealous, my friend is a dirty matti"

by Renga4life September 07, 2021