A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.
I’ve been tasting pickles and hot sauce all week must of been from the dirty marissa
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.