A dirty marissa is when you take a fitted sheet and shove it up your anus while the camera guy pours hot sauce and pickle juice in your vagina. You end it with squirting the juice into his mouth and wiping it off with the crap covered sheet.
I’ve been tasting pickles and hot sauce all week must of been from the dirty marissa
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'