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Dirty Kim

To straddle someone, give them the fuck me eyes and then kiss them. Strictly in that order
“Ugh he’s not giving me enough attention, I might try the dirty Kim soon”

“Dude that girl is so kinky! I bet she’s done the dirty Kim”
by Groovylama69 September 4, 2021
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When a vegan girl with bright neon hair, tattoos, and piercings finally snaps and rams her truck into any vehicle not doing the speed limit, not turning red on right, not moving to the right lane for faster vehicles, slowing down to 30 miles below the speed limit when seeing a cop on the side of the road who has already pulled over someone else and is obviously busy, or is generally a fucktard driver causing massive traffic delays.
Orlando traffic is making me want to do a Dirty Kim.
by Dirty Kim May 22, 2019
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Dirty Kim

When you have sex with a girl and then get head from her sister, right after.
by GinanJuc November 1, 2023
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Dirty Kim

When some guy named Kim fucking drinks milk while brushing his dogs hairy uh ears?
My friends is doing a dirty Kim 😬
by AyoMom👻 August 26, 2021
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Dirty hee kim

When you cook hot ramyun invite a girl over and get her naked and throw it on her face. While she is screaming you take a hit on her chest.
Hey bro my girl was pretty pissed last night we tried the dirty hee kim now I might be going to jail.
by The dirt master315 November 4, 2011
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dirty kimmy

The sexiest version of a female. Known to make a man ejaculate quicker than most. Keeps you coming back for more and although she’ll drive you crazy, you can’t get enough or let her go.
If you want to be fucked the right way talk to a dirty Kimmy
by Babygirl19XX April 5, 2020
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The Dirty Kimberley

This is a rocking Gin alcohol based mixed drink.

The Dirty Kimberley <3 mixology...
In a chilled glass put in minimal chipped ice....(don't want to be watering down the dirtiness) Giggle ;-) Add two olives or more. It's always nice to roll soft balls around on your chilled tongue 😛
Giggle, where were we? Ohhh yes, the soul of the drink...
Gin....Two parts (shots) Gin. Use a Gin alcohol of your choice.

Now time to dirty that Gin up.
Cranberry juice....Three parts cranberry juice or just fill to desired level of dirtiness.

With a stiff stirring stick make some noise until that lil' Dirty Kimberley is just a beautiful shade of pinky red and enjoy :-)
Now enjoy your Dirty Kimberley as you see fit. At the Club, At Breakfast, Lunch or Dinner. Maybe even fireside or soaking in the hot tub. Just bottoms up and enjoy <3
The bartender introduced me to my new fav Gin drink, The Dirty Kimberley!

Fack! I was drunk on Dirty Kimberleys and had a wicked night!!

I was Dirty Kimberley'd at the bar, dam that drink goes down smooth and makes me giggle ;-)

"What will it be tonight, Ms.Kimberley?" "Make it a Dirty Kimberley, please Bartender...stiff, stirred and blushing pink"
by Ms.Kimberley July 16, 2019
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