Dirty Jiffary

When your girlfriend eats a lot of peanuts then you have anal sex with her the next day. When you pull out of her ass your penis is coated with what looks like chunky jiff peanut butter.

I love him so much I gave him the dirty jiffary. Where's the jelly?

Dirty Jiffary by Huevo Sanchez November 18, 2020

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Dirty Jiffary

Your girlfriend eats a lot of peanuts and the next day having anal sex with her . When you pull out your penis looks like it's coated with crunchy penut butter.

I gave my man the dirty jiffary to show him how much I love him. Who's got the jelly?

Dirty Jiffary by Huevo Sanchez November 18, 2020

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