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Dirty Jessica 

When a girl sleeps with her teacher.
JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

Dirty Jessica 

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.
"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"
Dirty Jessica by Pickels September 25, 2006

dirty jessica 

A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out
Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

dirty jessica 

rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden
“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”
dirty jessica by sussywillyjordan October 20, 2021

Dirty Jessika

A girl who can make better and dirtier jokes than most men.
While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.
Dirty Jessika by JessikaJones November 6, 2021

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026