Dirty Jessica

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“JESSICA! DID YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR GODDAMN TEACHER?”

“Mr. Wilson?”

“YOU FUCKING DIRTY JESSICA!!”

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When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"

Dirty Jessica by Pickels September 25, 2006

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A dirty Jessica is when you actually dropped your phone in the toilet and it lands right next to the poop you just got done pushing out

Oh no my phone is all dirty Jessica now

Or ew you dug out your dirty jessica

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rough sex with small Willys and hairy fannys after feeding the sheep in the garden

“ oi i’ve just finished with the sheep now let me do a dirty jessica on you, you little welsh gimp”

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A girl who can make better and dirtier jokes than most men.

While talking with a group of male friends a woman walks up and pulls a Dirty Jessika out of nowhere and they are left speechless.

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