Meeting esteemed voice actor janelle luts then after befriending her have put a good word and you get a role as a voice acter for dubbed anime then attempting to kill her (so far all attempts to commit a dirty janelle have failed)
When a woman femjacs herself to orgasm multiple times and fills a plastic bottle full of vajizzle to use as a road rage weapon.
I accidentally cut a woman off in traffic, then that crazy bitch threw a Dirty Jenelle at my windshield. Now all the neighborhood cats keep following me !
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).