dirty Greta

A Dirty Greta is a hot, usually Italian, girl that texts in lowercase and has fear of commitment. She has great style and she is very smart, although she goes for much older guys cause yk, #DaddyIssues.

x: just went on a date with this super cute 45 year old!!

y:“damn you’re such a dirty Greta”

dirty Greta by mipuzzailculo April 18, 2020

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Dirty Greta

A dirty Greta is typically a female who is filled with Botox, tan, nails, lip injections, Shit tats that will generally jump on any dick wether it be a human, animal or even alien.

“Fuck off you skank you look like a dirty Greta”

Dirty Greta by Timmy111222 April 3, 2020

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Dirty Greta

When you fuck a hot Russian blonde and fill a condom with feces and urine (of any source) and stuff it in her mouth for a tighter fit during follacio and the added risk factor that if you go too hard Greta will have a condom full of shit in her mouth

Brrooooo, I totally gave a dirty Greta last night.

Dirty Greta by Penis_disliker July 19, 2022

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

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