Dirty Gabe

1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.

2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).

My girl won't get turned on unless I glove up and give her a vigerous Dirty Gabe.

by Trickmasta T. Shizzle November 30, 2010

Dirty Gabe

The act of eating a slice of pizza and then going over to a 60 year old mans house and making him bone you in the ass in front of his kids.

Hey what did you do last night?

I went and gave a Dirty Gabe to this weak old man off of Commerce St.

by Boy Toys March 27, 2009

Dirty Gabe

The act of making a cumstache on a woman's face

Dude, Tony gave Jessica a handlebar Dirty Gabe.

by METALLICA123 January 02, 2011

Dirty Gabe

An act by a homeless man with terrible hygiene and smelly feet who takes advantage of multiple vulnerable women at the same time where he bites their nipples with his gums because he has no teeth. An act where he touches himself to random peoples fully clothed profile pics to get himself horny before he goes to fuck your mom and/or wife.

I hate myself- I am just a dirty gabe. I’ll never be better than this

by Dirtygabe May 21, 2021

dirty gabe

when you're so obsessed with deltarune you cum spontaneously whenever it is brought up

"that guy over there is a dirty gabe"
"yeah, dont bring deltarune up around him or he will cum his pants freaky style"

by the skizzler July 26, 2025