When you pour coke in a partners ass hole, drop a mento in the ass hole after you pour the coke, and cover it up with your hand and let it explode inside their anus.
When a man named Greg fucks a fuck so hard it shits all over a public bench, you find the bench and consume the pastey liquid and then cum all over the duck.
A woman who is all skin and bones, that is known for taking loads of cum in her loose vagina at any golf course, in exchange for key bumps of coke or apple watches!
I took her out for dinner & all she did was complain on how cheep I was, but come to find out, even the waiter knew she was a dirty Emily Kathryn.