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dirty elliot 

dirty elliot is the type of person to eat your shit and drink your piss in an illegal porno on heavy r.com and the he cuts open your balls and eats every single piece of sperm
im so similar to dirty elliot
dirty elliot by clekclok October 30, 2024

Dirty Eliot 

Taking a plus 9 incher to the ass to the point of vomiting up your last meal
I did a dirty Eliot last night, sis, safe to say there was chez-it's and sperm EVERYWHERE
Dirty Eliot by Selina UwU July 17, 2021

Dirty Elliott 

When you put your rock hard cock inside an old man’s mouth in front of your mates because you haven’t had any action for many years.
“Shit, I did a dirty elliott last night I was that desperate”
Dirty Elliott by MickMavs January 13, 2022

Dirty Elliott 

When a man shaves his entire body except a landing strip from his chest to above his penis
I gave my self a Dirty elliott yesterday, my girl totally digs it.

Dirty Eliot 

When your so hot you attract the local walruses absorb ketamine from there grimy unclean assholes and die.
Did you do a dirty Eliot last night?
No
Dirty Eliot by Bruce durhhd September 20, 2020

Dirty Eliot 

Being so sexy you swoon over a bunch of walruses absorb ketamine from their assholes and then die.
Did you do a dirty Eliot last night?
No
Dirty Eliot by Bruce durhhd September 20, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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