Guyone: "Dude, did you f*ck Katie last night?"
Guytwo: "Yea but she had dirty cum, it stained my f*cking sheets, man!"
Guyone: "That's F*CKING NASTY!"
Guytwo: "Yea but she had dirty cum, it stained my f*cking sheets, man!"
Guyone: "That's F*CKING NASTY!"
by brynnger March 13, 2009

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by darky slayer69 January 11, 2019

When a girl takes a load of jizz in her mouth, then, without swallowing, goes in for a post orgasm kiss and surprises the guy by spitting his own load into his mouth or on his face.
Last night that bitch surprised me with a dirty cum back! What could I do; I always told told her, spitters are quitters.
by cummmmmming April 23, 2013

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

by Fuckboy2000 April 04, 2016

by kjghf August 01, 2008
