A Dirty Cristel is the practice of channeling energy through the rectum. This is achieved through sitting on crystel quarts and then gifting them to a friend.
Person 1: Hey gurl, I got you a gift.
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!
Person 2: OMG! Cute it’s a quarts crystel.
Person 1: Hehe yea! A Dirty Cristel.
Person 2: guuuurl! You is power!
by Hehegaylord November 23, 2021