Dirty Coley
Dirty Coley by WelderDub September 9, 2021
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Dirty Cole
Unscrewing and then jerking-off into the shower-head in someones bathroom so that they are sprayed with jizz when next using the shower.
I pulled a Dirty Cole on Adam this weekend. I bet when he turned on the shower and nothing came out he looked up into it like WTF?
He probably liked it when the water pressure shot the jizz out and hit him in the face!
He probably liked it when the water pressure shot the jizz out and hit him in the face!
Dirty Cole by WickedOne December 14, 2008
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The sexual act of anal sex, in which your partner defecates on your penis to which in turn you proceed to Oral sex and force your partner to scream “boy pussy”
“Dude I had a wild night last night, one minute I was at the bar and the next my dick is covered in shit. Must’ve been a dirty Colby”
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