Dirty Bronson
Dirty Bronson by Anonymous April 15, 2003
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Dirty Bronson
The act of releasing fecal matter from the anus into a gym sock and beating a defenceless person with it.
Ross: So did you and Cath have a fight Dan?
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
Dan: Yeah, I beat her with my tube sock.
Ross: Oh the old Dirty Bronson!
Dirty Bronson by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006
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The Dirty Branson
When a man engages in a menage a trois with 2 females and adorns a strap-on dildo backwards (so the dildo is coming out from his back/ass). The man procedes to have sex with both females simulataneously, as he gyrates forward and backwards, both females are stimulated by the single male.
1. Ben: Dude, did you hear that Chris did the Dirty Branson last night?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
Dan: Yeah man, but my question is this? Why does he own a strap-on?
2. Vanessa: I want to partake in a threesome, but I feel like most guys don't have the ability to keep both girls satisfied.
Hannah: Why don't you just convince the guy to do the Dirty Branson?
The Dirty Branson by RPotter December 15, 2006
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dirtybronson by Apexnine(props to MacIntosh on this one) June 13, 2005
Toe Rag
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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jody
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.