Dirty Brittney

When you walk in on your mom having sex with your uncle and get jealous because you just slept with him that morning so you stick your finger in his butt because you know it brings back bad memories of his father.

Sorry about that dirty Brittney I gave you the other day. I just was upset cause she is your sister and my mom.

Dirty Brittney by Tbebe April 15, 2020

Dirty Brittney

When a girl gives a blowjob with a mouth full of skittles while the man screams out "Taste the rainbow!"

"I highly enjoyed that dirty Brittney last night."

Dirty Brittney by KrispyLotus August 27, 2021

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Dirty Brittney • dirty britney • Dirty Brittaney • dirty • Dirty Bird • dirty south • dirty harry • Dirty thirty • dirty d • Dirty Mike

Dirty Brittaney

A Fit Chick with BIG boobs and a good ass! She’s a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

Dirty talk and choking is highly advised in the bedroom as long as you hold the door open for her in public!

50% chance she has an onlyfans and sells pictures of her feet.

Bro, how was your date?
Let’s just say they don’t call her a Dirty Brittaney for nothing!

Dirty Brittaney by Btb_fp April 28, 2020

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dirty britney

The sexual act of shaving your partners head whilst receiving aggressive fellatio and then finishing off by depositing a significant load onto said partner's freshly bald head.

It is important to remember that it only qualifies as a dirty britney if the shaving and the blowjob occur simultaneously and the event is completed with a vast money shot onto the partners head.

That crazy Vegas whore pulled out a razor and insisted that we did a dirty britney when she went down on me. Obviously I obliged with a huge cumshot onto her freshly bald nut.

dirty britney by J Reno October 12, 2007

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

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