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Dirty Bomb

To properly execute the dirty bomb, one must deficate on their partner's face from a vertical distance of no less than 6 feet.
"Yesterday, I dropped this wet-ass dirty bomb on this bitch's face from the top of the fridge; I was like 'bombs away bitch!!'"

dirty bomb

Meaning to leave a huge massive shit or performing the Shit Explosion in a person's house by purposely not flushing or cleaning after yourself.
Boyfriend: "Hey I just left a dirty bomb in your bathroom."
Girlfriend: "What's a dirty bomb?"
Boyfriend: "Go in the bathroom and find out."
Girlfriend: "OK."
dirty bomb by dj_holydumbf**ck October 20, 2006

dirty bomb

A big old, stinky, steamy, custard brown, nasty smelling dump, capable of making a public restroom unlivable for hours at a time. Often found to be present upon the exit of a Kurz.
Man, I was going to drain the lizard, but Nick must have dropped a dirty bomb in there. The smell about knocked me over before I could get the door open!
dirty bomb by In Error January 19, 2005

dirty bomb

A fart which is expected to be loud, deadly, and stinky. While it is all of those, along with it comes a surprise turd.
I was planning to stink up the class, but instead dropped a dirty bomb and ended up in the bathroom for 2 hours
dirty bomb by pigsaregod November 11, 2010

Dirty Bomb

A Power Bomb or IED performed by a man, woman, or creature sporting a mustache
We were doing power bomb's when Ron Jeremy came in and Dirty Bombed us.
Dirty Bomb by FitzFranchize December 27, 2010

Dirty Bomb

A dirty bomb is a devious tactical maneuver wherein one approaches foes, either openly or by stealth, before unleashing a bare-ass rectal toot and then running away.

It is called a dirty bomb because the air in the target area is thick with ass particles long after the perpetrator has fled the scene. Instead of radiation poisoning, this WMD leaves a signature plague of pink eye.
T minus 7 seconds for dirty bomb delivery. Goggles on, gentlemen. God help us.
Dirty Bomb by The Boobster June 29, 2011
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