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The act of not showering for a week and then banging a chick.
Mike: Do you think I can hook up with that chick? I haven't showered in a week!
Larry: Hell yeah, you can Dirty Allen that skank!
by TomFoolery69 August 17, 2011
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A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009
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Medical and nursing reference for when a colonoscope, or equally dirty instrument, inadvertently makes contact with someone's face. Not specifically the upper lip as in a dirty sanchez, but preferably.
As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
by M&S Productions January 06, 2017
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