Dirty Allen
Mike: Do you think I can hook up with that chick? I haven't showered in a week!
Larry: Hell yeah, you can Dirty Allen that skank!
Larry: Hell yeah, you can Dirty Allen that skank!
Dirty Allen by TomFoolery69 August 22, 2011
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dirty allen
A large group of workers pin down a coworker who has been housin while lacking the authority to do so and the worker asks his "homeboys" not to fuck with him because he is a crazy badass pimp. The coworkers then piss and shit all over him and allow a homosexual colleague to fuck his asshole.
Jon: hey bitch go clean the fucking toilet.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
Aaron: fuck you I'm tired of your shit don't make us dirty allen you.
dirty allen by pimpdazzle July 14, 2009
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Dirty Allen
Medical and nursing reference for when a colonoscope, or equally dirty instrument, inadvertently makes contact with someone's face. Not specifically the upper lip as in a dirty sanchez, but preferably.
As the Doctor removed the colonoscope, the rather inquisitive nurse was rewarded with a dirty Allen.
Dirty Allen by M&S Productions January 6, 2017
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Dirty Allen by Ami Magee May 25, 2022
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That one guy who was blessed with ability to detect the school shooter vibe within your local church
Dirty Allen by Ami Magee May 26, 2022
dirty ray allen
Named for Seattle basketball's Ray Allen's Long shot accuracy, the Dirty Ray Allen is performed during anal sex, the male will at the point of orgasm withdraw, grab the hair of the receiver and shoot his ejaculate from long distance into the waiting mouth of the recipient followed by placing his penis immediately in their mouth making him the 'Baller of the Week'.*
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
*An authentic Dirty Ray Allen is done while dressed in a SuperSonics jersey.
dirty ray allen by Mr. Honest August 1, 2006
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