Dirty Abigail

This one is a real doozy, a “Dirty Abigail” is when you’re having crazy good sex with a girl, but as soon as you nut and she goes to the bathroom to clean up, she comes back crying, talking about what a huge mistake she had made.

“Dude, she came over and I thought we were having good sex bro, you know? She comes back from the bathroom bawling and talking about how she felt bad because of this dude she really likes, blah blah blah. I don’t really give a shit dude. She’s a Dirty Abigail.”

Dirty Abigail by KnOcKkNoCkITSTHEPOLICE February 10, 2019

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Dirty abigail

A dirty abigail is when you nut in a girl and leave your dick in her for 4 hours then proceed to eat a mince pie

Katie: i heard your into some kinky shit
Jackson: yea i gave my girl a dirty abigail last night

Dirty abigail by Dirty abigail February 2, 2022

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