Dingle Boppin

When a person goes to move thier bowels, and stay on the toilet long after they are done becuase the get distracted doing something else, i.e. reading, text messaging.

Bob missed the bus becuase he was dingle boppin.

by flapjerk December 9, 2008

dinglehopping

The act of combing your hair with a fork

I caught my roommate dinglehopping the other day.

by The Little Dinglehopper November 6, 2011

dinglehopping

When someone has dingleberries and they spread and/or hop from ass to gooch unexpectadly

I got out of the shower the other day and I saw that I was experienceng dinglehopping for the third time this week

by tha young stallion January 10, 2008