Dilly-Do

The fun and polite way to call somebody or someone a dildo without them realizing it.

Hey Ud, I see a lot of stupid crap on here. I posted a legit funny definition but got rejected last time. Could you not be such a dilly-do this time? Thanks. ;)

Dilly-Do by help4u April 13, 2023

dilly-doo

an item in which the name or function is unbeknownst to (or has been forgotten by) the person uttering the term

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

dilly-doo by goose_on_a_roof October 14, 2020

Dilly-ding Dilly-dong 

It's a relatively new expression that means something big and fun is going to happen slowly but surely. It's an updated version of Badabing Badaboom which basically stands for something something accomplished. It's mostly used in "Party" situations.

A close synonym in slang is "Damn Straight"

Adrien: tonight we are gonna party good!

Kamal: Dilly-ding Dilly-dong !

Dilly-ding Dilly-dong by Kamelo1991 May 25, 2016

dilly dong 

When you are doing your chick in the butt and your dink gets coated like a dilly bar from Dairy Queen.

I put it in her butt and all I got was a dilly dong.

dilly dong by clownpenis September 28, 2013

dilly donker 

Like Willy Wonka But a sex shop factory ,you need a golden condom or dildo to get in.

Mr. Garrison: Hey look Mr. Slave I won the golden dilly now we can go to Dilly Donkers <Possibly chocolate> factory.
Mr. Slave: OH jus-us chirst

dilly donker by xvirtualslayerx November 2, 2013

Dilly Don't 

The opposite of Dilly Dilly.

See: /u/DillyDont

"Oh great, Karen is trying to come to the party...Dilly Don't."

Dilly Don't by kcomputer99 November 20, 2019

dilly doof 

a dilly doof is someone that is remarkably silly or stupid in a funny way. Take the old english word for remarkable, dilly and combine it with the german doof (short for doofus), or a stupid person, and you have a remarkably silly person, a dilly doof.

Think of the main character in the movie Elf, 'oh nooo, I am such a dilly doof'. A husband that forgets to put down the toilet seat, 'dammit I am such a dilly doof'. Guy locks himself out of his own car... mumbles 'dilly doof' under his breath.

dilly doof by VanBoardBike March 17, 2021