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n: poop or feces. To take a poop.
Timmy felt 5 pounds lighter after squeezing that dietzel.
Dietzel by Trees, DT November 29, 2009
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a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usually kissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him
1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy

2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm
dietzel by hangoverman July 29, 2009
A pretzel made out of natural ketchup and filled with cheese. Quite delicious.
Yesterday at the football game, the concession stand was selling dietzels!! I almost peed.
dietzel by deetzlover November 10, 2011
A large cheesy-ketchup filled pretzel.
"man today I ate the best Dietzel... Mmmm so cheesy!"
Dietzel by kirsten dietzal November 10, 2011

dietzenbach 

an absolute whore the worst person on the earth imaginable, the most lazy and idiotic person ever, she is a total cunt. also known as dicksenbitch or dietzendick or dietzenbitch.
my gf is a total dietzenbachv
n:
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."
Ex:
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.
Dietzel by Dietzel Lover December 20, 2008