a smooth pimp who looooooves the pussy. you'll find him with girls and usuallykissing them. and a dietzel usually is the funniest person ever. you should get at him
1: did you see that dietzel! he was soooo dreamy
2: that dietzel has a huge dick! and he can kiss.. hmmm
an absolute whore the worst person on the earth imaginable, the most lazy and idiotic person ever, she is a total cunt. also known as dicksenbitch or dietzendick or dietzenbitch.
n:
A sex position involving anal beads and laxatives. Screaming in French, is not only allowed but encouraged. The act of doing this is called "Deetzing."
Ex:
Man, I met the craziest girl last night! We went to her room and she wanted me to do the Dietzel. I spent the entire night Deetzsing all over her.