dickweed spot 

The 2nd to last or last spot on a top friends space on MySpace. It's considered the dickweed spot because the person likes you enough to put them on their top, but not enough to put you at one of those two spots.

There are only dickweed spots on top 12s, 16s, 20s, and 24s.

Desperate MySpacer: JUST PUT ME ON YOUR TOP! PLEASE!

Average MySpacer: FINE! But you gettin' the dickweed spot!

Desperate MySpacer: Ok...

dickweed spot by Ballantine April 12, 2007

dickweed salad

dickweed salad is a gay fucking nicname created by a gay 5 yr old.
it basicly is just a word to match pussypie

wow im mature

holy fuck im a dickweed salad

and then the world ended

dickweed salad by the gayest a birb can get February 8, 2017

sweatbeatle-dickweed

1) A person who combines the negative traits of a sweatbeatle and a dickweed;


2) A term of disparagement-- commonly used among robots.

I used to believe in 9/11 conspiracies, but then I decided not to be a sweatbeatle-dickweed.

sweatbeatle-dickweed by Juan Non-lamestain October 4, 2008

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED

I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT

Carl: hey Tim wanna see a Reddit meme I post-
Tim: I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED. I DO NOT WFICKING CARE YOU DISCO WEEED AI WONKING HATE YOU WANT THE FUCKING PHONE THROWN AT YOUR FACE?!?!? SHUT THE FUCK UP I DONT GIVE A SHIT OR FUCK, KILL YOURSELF + RATIO + I DONT CARE + DOING YOUR MOM - EAT DICK YOU PENIS SHIT
Carl: Jesus Christ

I do not give a shit NO FUCKS GIVEN EITHER YOU DICKWEED by Massive rotating balls god April 22, 2022

Senor DickWeed 

The creepy ass substitute teacher that likes to touch little boy anus

Stacy-“Man, Mr. Stevenson sure likes to play the game ‘bend of and spread your legs’ with us.” “ We should call him Senor DickWeed because he only lets the boys play that game”

Senor DickWeed by JewFaggotTesticles69 June 17, 2019

Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.

Dick Weed Syndrome

Dick Weed Syndrome by Depatment of STD Studies October 21, 2013

Dickweed 

1) A completely self-absorbed, useless asshole with shit for brains;

2) A person so irredeemably stupid that their idiotic behavior causes pain to everyone that they interact with.

My neighbor's such a fucking dickweed.

Dickweed by Phuqit October 11, 2006