Dickmaxed

You have a big dick/you went through puberty to have a big dick/have a boner

Me when i'm low-key Dickmaxed / Dickmaxxing

Dickmaxed by WKBI April 17, 2026

dickmaze 

1.) A high-maintenance fuckboi with such narrow, specific and usually unrealistic requirements for a potential sex partner that anyone stupid enough to want his dick who trieds fulfilling his myriad needs to get access to his dick is likely to get lost, as in a maze

2.) An online dating profile of such a fuckboi
3.) The unrealistic requirements themselves

Steph: Derek in English II loves animé, so I'm gonna get all of FLCL on BluRay. And he loves Jay-Z, so I'm getting him tattooed on my upper arm, and--
Deb: Hold up, Derek? From English II? He has $200 worth of hair product and 1 pair of tightie whites! Don't get a damn permanent tattoo for that dickmaze!

dickmaze by Stoned Faux October 10, 2018

dickfaced asshole

Someone who is such a prick that neither the word dickhead or asshole applies.

You slept with my girlfriend you dickfaced asshole?

dickfaced asshole by Mr Faz October 17, 2008

Dickapedia 

A large collection of nudes (male), on a storage device (phone, computer etc).

Dude do you want to see whos in my Dickapedia?

Dickapedia by Dimcas92 October 23, 2012

Dickaxe 

Using your dick as an axe or a pickaxe.

I was on minecraft and i pulled out my dickaxe to mine some stone.

Dickaxe by Brandoggs July 14, 2014

dickmate

A gay guy's partner?

Joe and Bob are dickmates.

dickmate by TheDudeThatIs July 28, 2005

Urban dicktated 

When Urban Dictionary rejects words because it absolutely sucks.

A word was rejected by Urban Dictionary within 2 minutes without proper review. It got Urban Dicktated.

Urban dicktated by Aprendy November 18, 2018