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Dickenbocker

Noun: A total dick.

A dickenbocker excels in such talents as cutting you off on the highway, disrespecting your friends, walking away while you ask a question, or trying to steal your credit card number. It is customary to elect a Dickenbocker of the day to the person who most exemplifies these characteristics.

Regional note: In New England a dickenbocker is sometimes referred to as a dickerbocker.

Etymology: From the German phrase "Summieren Sie Dikkenbaachūr"
That dude just spilled his beer all over me and didn't say anything. What a dickenbocker.
Dickenbocker by Maurice Dowdry November 26, 2009
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Dicksnickers 

A common joke originating from the wonder trade system in the Pokémon franchise. Basically right someone would trade like a kyurem black or some shit but give it a really shit name (such as dicksnickers) and because the Pokémon has been traded to you the name couldn’t be changed. And there you go, some absolute bellend will be stuck using one of the best things in the game and getting laughed at every time it comes into the battle. What a total prick
Person who has just received a Dicksnickers: ah shit some absolute fuckin’ nonce just sent me an arceus
Their mate: oh that’s so cool
Dicksnickers receiver: nah the wanker named it Dicksnickers
Their mate: oh what a prick
Dicksnickers by SmegmaFactory April 22, 2022

Dicksnickers 

Is someone who eats a dick in a sandwich of snickers

Or someone who you don’t think you’ll ever see again so you just see them and say hey you dicksnickers and then get the fuck out of the park your in when the kid starts crying and running to there mum
Hey you dicksnickers
Dicksnickers by Big dicksnickers December 1, 2019

dicknicker 

One who braises tip of dick
(As John brushes past Paul's pants with his hand) John did you just touch Paul's dick? John you are a genuine dicknicker
dicknicker by OogaBoogaman26 April 8, 2010

Dickedlicker 

She was a dickedlicker because she licked dick a lot
Dickedlicker by Kai A January 28, 2019