( Dicked the Dog) To Screw up extremely Bad
Jay just Dicked the Dog when he smashed his hand.
by Tabago's mom March 30, 2019
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acting in an unproductive manner
dude, would you stop dicking the dog and help me set up this stereo
by billy kelley March 26, 2004
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A Blue Collar term for fucking off on the job. More specifically, taking much longer to complete a work assignment than the company or boss expects should be spent on it. Dicking the Dog Poking the Pooch can effectively be used as a tool to create overtime in which the employee is paid one and one half times the hourly rate.
Man 1: Old Joe sure is Dicking the Dog today. Man 2: Yea he sure the fuck is, must have a car payment or something due cause he's gonna run that job into overtime.
by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009
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Navy slang for fucking around when you're supposed to be doing something else. Also known as Skating. Sometimes a literal translation when you see someone banging a canine.
I asked why Matt's dog had blood running down it's leg but realized he had been dicking the dog.
by Monkey mouth bitches March 30, 2020
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A dog that has been trained to suck dicks. They are sometimes brought to orgies and a favorite pet of perverts.
by Judge dredd7 May 17, 2011
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When u get fucked over especially by athorities
Bro i got pulled over doing 100 in 30 and the cop totally dick dogged me.
by Findarr December 22, 2016
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