dick slap

the act of slapping a ho with your dick

give him the dick slap!
i dick slapped a ho from here to nabrisco!

by Nick! December 5, 2002

dick slap

To slap a girl in one of many places(such as the ass, titties, clit, and face(or tongue) just to name a few favorites) with your dick. (D.S. for stealth use)

"I would like to give that girl the dick slap to the face."

by McStoodly April 21, 2006

dick slap

what every guy want's to do to there girlfriends/boyfriends.
it's getting your dick hard
and slaping it across there
girlfriend/boyfriends face.

guy: Hey baby look!
girl's face: SMACK!
girl: Did you just dick slap me?
guy: you know it(:

by allisonn August 17, 2007

dick slap

Verb, transitive.

To cause someone to lose face in an intensely humiliating manner. Similar to own but openly public and sadistically malicious.

Wow you sure dick slapped John by telling his mom about his DUI.

Bill dick slapped Pedro by reporting his cheating to the teacher.

by Jour December 12, 2008

dick slap

Ashley Schaffer's game

Thats may game, dick slappin is my game.

by ashleyschafferbmw November 20, 2009

Dick slap

Slapping of the testicular region.
Aka what Matt does every night.

Rebecca -Hey Matt what did you do over the weekend?

Matt- Not much besides you. And I had a nice dick slap or two.

by rebecca boggs bitchessss March 11, 2008

Dick Slap

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.

I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!

by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009