dick nap 

when you get good dick and it makes you so tired and exhausted that you have to take a nap

"Drew gave me good such good dick that i had to take a dick nap afterwards"

dick nap by unicornmaster01 June 25, 2016

Dick nap 

When you have a boner and you need to sit down and wait for the erection to go away.

*Guy 1: let's go over to those girls and talk to them.
*Guy 2: hang on, I gotta take a dick nap. I've been looking at them for too long.

Dick nap by Dolphin egg August 19, 2015

nap dick 

After waking up from a nap, having a lazy boner, so you're horny but tired.

Cari: you up from your nap?
Ben: yeah I is, but I got mad nap dick bitch

nap dick by Iam_batman14 April 27, 2016

nap dick 

What you call your erect penis after having a sexual dream whilst taking a nap

Cari: how was your nap babe?
Ben: it was good, but now I got nap dick so come ride me bitch

nap dick by Cdawg0533 September 4, 2016

dick napkin 

Find something and use it as a condom!

Son: "Dad I need a condom."
Dad:"No you don't! Just use a Dick Napkin!"

dick napkin by Anster2314 February 15, 2018

Napalm Jelly-Dick 

When a man dips his penis into unlit napalm and proceeds to stick it into a woman's vagina or rectum, or a man's rectum, pulls out his penis, and then lights the given orifice on fire, effectively incinerating the receiving party from the inside out.

Next time I see my ex I swear to God I'll get the boys and we'll napalm jelly-dick that bitch!

Napalm Jelly-Dick by P2CO22 December 8, 2019

Napoleon Dick Syndrome 

Someone with a pretty small penis but is outrageously confident about it and still claims to be a “sex god”. Eveb though size doesn’t really matter but a good attitude does.

“I was totally into this guy who had a below average dick but he had the whole napoleon dick syndrome and it really put me off.”

Napoleon Dick Syndrome by Pogoextreme March 9, 2020