Dick fuck

A type of defencive tower in games that fire lasers at your paratroopers; especially prism towers from command and conquer red alert two.

"What?! That god damm dick fuck just zapped all my fucking paratroopers!"

by TomatoCzar May 09, 2008

Dick fuck

When a autistic person does something sus

Person 1: fuck me in the ass u cunt
Person 2: no you dick fuck

by Dick fuck@ pussy dildo December 21, 2020

dick fuck

Short for dick head and fucker. It's something that you'd say to a penis wrinkle or an asshole.

My boss is a dick fuck.

by Bazerkdajerk September 08, 2006

dick fucking

Sticking your dick in somebody else's pee hole
going from pole to pole (two dicks facing each other) to pole (now the two dicks have formed one fat dick)

Daniel: Dude Caleb totally got caught dick fucking last Friday.
Scott: yeah i hear he had to go to the hospital for that shit

by Miguel Antonio Franco February 17, 2008

dick fuck

Someone who is ignorant and stupid. No longer welcome at gatherings or events.

Hey Tina, you hanging out with that kid ramone? That kids a fucking dick fuck.

by Kelly P., Crystal A. December 25, 2008

dick fuck

person who understnds nothing that is said to them

eddie is such a dick fuck!

by bubbasaywhat August 02, 2008

dick fuck

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.

I didn't come here to cuddle, I came here to fuck you dick fuck.
I don't need a 31 year old dick fuck to babysit.

by cupcakes10 February 28, 2010