Dick face

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

by alkapone November 3, 2009

Dick face

The face made after getting your ass kicked or fucking up in a big way and you have nothing to say . Usually the face conveys the espression one has when simply thinking FUCK.

Johnny manziel is tearing apart your defense after you talked a ton of shit . You sit there with the Dick face.

by Malcdaddy September 14, 2013

Dick face

A face with a dick on it

Yo man, your a dick face!

by A dude 01 September 21, 2016

dick face

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

by Jackson January 21, 2004

Dick Face

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

dick faced

That stupid open-mouthed look that people have on their face when they're surprised or shocked.

Look at that dumb broad standing in the corner looking dick faced.

by Saharrah Naimah April 9, 2015

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007