dick face 

A person who has a penis growing from their face.

Outta my way dick face!

dick face by Jackson January 21, 2004

Dick Face 

When someone is being a ass to you or the people around them.

I cant stand when Tim is Being a Dick Face it just pisses me off No need to be a jerk.

Dick Face by Ms Sweets February 5, 2010

Dick Face 

A person who has a dick either on their face or instead of a face.

Oh man look at the guy over there he's got a dick on his face, what a dick face.

Dick Face by Rim Job Rob February 18, 2008

dick face 

Adj, Dick faces are found at your local tough guy store, where they purchase sleeveless shirts and ripped up Jeans. If you see some jackass in the gym doing a million bicep curls with the 10 pound weight. That might be a dick face, you can determine by expression. Their faces usually shrivel up like a pair of testicles soaking in ice water.

"Q: Hey Eric, why do you have such a dick face?"
"A: My dad's dick looked like a cauliflower."

dick face by Eric "Dick Face" July 11, 2007

Dick Face 

A rude person .

Person 1: "hey, can i have a hug?"
Clay: "no!"
Person 1: "DICK FACE!" =(

Dick Face by Yo Momman! January 22, 2009

dick face 

the face people make when you talk about them so bad they can't say anything back. their mouth is straight like the slit in a penis.

He cut you down an hour ago stop walking around with the dick face.

dick face by biskit October 27, 2004

Dick face 

1:Writing and/or drawing on the face of a person who is passed out drunk
2: Being so drunk that you throw up on yourself and wake up with a stain of vomit on your face

"Yo, Look, Bill is asleep, lets give him a dick face"
"Damn he was so drunk he ended up givin himself a dickface"

Dick face by alkapone November 3, 2009