Dick Wires 

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

Dick Wires by cock dickley February 3, 2008

Dick Wiesel

A Dick Wiesel is someone who is always very annoying and he is a douche bag that never shuts up. They are always following you and never leave.

Hey Jim, Did you see that Dick Wiesel following us today.

Dick Wiesel by Dick Wiesel June 17, 2015