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A Dick Whisperer is my cadet roomie, who can make me have a cumgasm by whispering to my dick "CUM!" while he gently strokes my cock.
My cadet roomie, the Dick Whisperer, can make me cum by talking to my cock!
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by USAF Cadet October 18, 2020
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Someone who while having a dick in their mouths, can communicate effectively with others, and can also hear what others are saying while they have dicks in their mouths.
Everyone is well aware that Bryan Jones is a true Dick Whisperer.
by BetterThanYou717 June 07, 2010
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A girl that knows how to make you hard or erect.
That girl over there, Amy is a real Dick Whisperer. She can really make you hard
by Purplewarrior49 February 16, 2018
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A woman who attracts men all the time unintentionally and is unaware she does.
Guys hit on Ashley all the time, she has no clue, she's a Dick Whisperer.
by Francine Cooper, JMV July 10, 2018
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A slut or whore. One who surrenders one's body easily.
Isn't crazy how Helga is such a great Dick whisperer, she really knows how to coax a wang.
by #KFC July 10, 2016
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