Dick Snaked 

The term given to a situation that seems like it will go over well and then instead goes horribly awry. This term was popularized by the bassist of the Pop-Punk band The Story So Far, Kelen Capener, as he addressed this in a tattoo interview with Alternative Press' Nick Major.

"I thought I was gonna nail that interview but I got dick Snaked"

Dick Snaked by Cheap Thrills June 1, 2017

Wild dick snake 

Basically how Uncle Edward was born

His dad was a mexican trafficker, his mom was a lesbian, his dad got buttfucked by 10 monkeys in total while his mom was cucking him by riding a gorilla making him watch as her dad got him pregnant through his implanted vagina, and then 9 in the half months later: Uncle Edward was born as a Emo Femboy with titties.

My uncle was born through a wild dick snake!

Wild dick snake by Fishnuggets66 June 2, 2023

Snake Dick 

A sexually transmitted disease in which the male genitalia becomes swollen and scaly. It begins to feel of leather.

Oh man... I need to go to the doctor I’m starting to look like I have a bad case of the snake dick.

Snake Dick by Grandmasthetits March 13, 2020

dick-eating snake 

A mythical creature usually invoked when someone fails to find an object that is in plain sight. This alludes to the idea that if that object were the dick-eating snake you would have lost your genetalia when you failed to see it.

Bill: "Where are my keys, dammit?"
Joe: "They're right here on the table, man"
Bill: " Oh duh! I see 'em now."
Joe: "Haha! Good thing it wasn't a dick-eating snake"

dick-eating snake by killersbytrade May 15, 2010

Snake Dick 

When one person has a boner and slaps his friend in the face brutally with the dick while semen is on the tip. The semen acting as the snake venom, and the dick acting as a snake

Man! I just snake dicked Richard Sherman so perfectly!

Snake Dick by Gman0371 May 7, 2018

Snake dick 

When the skin around your balls and dick is very dry.

Ahh dude i have a Snake dick.
its so itchy

Snake dick by dicktionary man January 19, 2018

Snake Dick 

A soft penis that is the average size of a snake

Dayum bro U got Snake Dick

Snake Dick by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024